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Grand Theft Horse Win the Kingdom or Tear it Down 🏰🐎
Embark on a wildly irreverent adventure in Grand Theft Horse, where classic openworld action gets a medieval twist. Dive into a chaotic world where you can become the ultimate medieval thug, engaging in everything from insane quests to heroic horse thefts, all while aiming to win the Great Tournament and the hand of the princess.
Key Features
Classic Action with a Medieval Twist Inspired by the gameplay of classic GTA, wreak havoc across a medieval landscape using an arsenal that includes swords, spears, and even turds to accomplish your nefarious goals.
Climb from Rags to Riches Start as a lowly peasant and scheme your way up to greatness. Form bizarre alliances, betray those who trust you, and even uncover dinosaur skeletons in your quest for victory.
Choose Your Path in a Medieval Sandbox How you play is up to you. Complete quests, cause chaos, or simply enjoy making others the butt of your jokes in this expansive openworld game.
Outrageous Humor and Mayhem Engage in absurd activities like catapulting cows, dragging neighbors through mud, and using holy hand grenades. Leave your unique mark in the medieval world in the most hilarious ways.
Musical Mayhem with a Minstrel Enhance your misadventures with a personal minstrel who plays a soundtrack tailored to your actions and preferences, adding a musical flair to your quest for power.
Grand Theft Horse offers a refreshing and comical take on the openworld genre, packed with pop culture references and endless possibilities. Whether you're here to win the kingdom or simply to sow chaos, this game promises loads of laughs and memorable moments. Ready to mount up and cause some medieval mayhem?